Chelsea

if you’re gonna put music on during sex make sure it’s a live album so people clap for you every five minutes

draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/in love with you

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

siriusly-obsessed:

tonkadora:

awkwardbirds:

rainbowrebecca:

tardistagalong:

mischieftobemanaged:

I love this kid.
He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:
“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”
and don’t forget, the ever popular:
“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”
It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.

This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.

BEM IS OUR KING.

It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a eagle now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.
and thats how it happened.
the end.

All hail Bem.

you can really tell we haven’t had a new book for over 5 years now can’t you?

siriusly-obsessed:

tonkadora:

awkwardbirds:

rainbowrebecca:

tardistagalong:

mischieftobemanaged:

I love this kid.

He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:

“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”

and don’t forget, the ever popular:

“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”

It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.

This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.

BEM IS OUR KING.

It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a eagle now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.

and thats how it happened.

the end.

All hail Bem.

you can really tell we haven’t had a new book for over 5 years now can’t you?

(Source: illuminataliee)

derpycats:

She doesn’t like other cats, so she’s spying them on top of a cupboard, becoming a longcat.

yes relax i cook for u

THIS IS SO ME, I HAVE TO CRY NOW

(Source: niknak79)

shadowedlurker:

WelcometoInsomnia —- this is for you!!

annmariexrose:

Maybe one day I will be this happy.

(Source: togifs)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Miss Representation

I actually had a friend in high school who said she didn’t want Hilary Clinton to be president, because women can’t lead things, it’s not right, and God doesn’t want it. Or some bullshit like that. I can’t even imagine my face when she said that, but I know it wasn’t pleasant.

Miss Representation

I actually had a friend in high school who said she didn’t want Hilary Clinton to be president, because women can’t lead things, it’s not right, and God doesn’t want it.

Or some bullshit like that.

I can’t even imagine my face when she said that, but I know it wasn’t pleasant.

(Source: gynocraticgrrl)

colour memetara maclay + purple (requested by impalastrade)

colour meme
tara maclay + purple (requested by impalastrade)

derpycats:

His name is Hope, he’s either 4/5 weeks right now.

He hasn’t quite gotten the hang of eating like an adult cat yet… so he sucks up all his food like a vacuum and leaves a big ol’ mess.