May 2013
sourwolf:
it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside
#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing
Vegan haiku
veganhugs:
Oh my fucking god Why does this veggie patty Have egg inside it
suojure:
malijuanastyles:
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
littleprincessvegan:
So basically, cheese is made by mixing mothers’ milk with pieces of their dead babies’ stomachs. If that’s not enough to turn someone off cheese, I don’t know what is.
Had a dream last night that I was going to get another tattoo.
But it was a hideous tree.
Going on my back.
And going to cost me around $600.
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graceebooks:
men at large think they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy
what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
Zingermans
annarborpeople:
All day Tuesday is buy six bagels and get six free. Then weekdays is all bagels and pretzels half price after five.
I needed to remember this!
OH MY GODS.
GONNA REMEMBER THIS SHIT.
“I wanted to write this to tell other women that the decision to have a...”
– By ANGELINA JOLIE (x)
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
Greek Pantheon Asks
Aphrodite: What do you find attractive in a partner?
Apollo: Favourite song?
Ares: If you had to fight someone in a duel, what would be your weapon of choice?
Artemis: Favourite animal?
Athena: Do you have any special talents?
Demeter: Favourite food?
Dionysus: Favourite drink?
Hades: If you could meet a person from history, who would it be and why?
Hephaestus: If you could learn a skill instantly, what would you choose?
Hera: Do you want to get married and/or have children?
Hermes: Where in the world would you most like to visit?
Hestia: Where do you most want to live?
Poseidon: If you were shipwrecked on a tropical island, what would you want to have with you?
Zeus: If you ruled the world, what would you change?
I really, really, want another kitten.
-sigh-
semicolson:
veryimportantneopian:
naegajeiljalnaganigga:
I wonder if my neopet is alive
that seems much worse If they were dead, they would be spared the misery
Really, it’s my own fault.
I don’t have the drive to do anything big.
