Chelsea: Archive

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Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

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Sep 29th

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Sep 29th

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Sep 29th

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They’re ending the bid to recall Michigan’s governor. We’re so fuuuuuuuuuucked. Again. I even signed that one! I felt like I was making history by doing so. It was a big moment in my life. But we can’t look away too much yet. We have to concentrate fully on removing my area’s representative. I have found out how to get my absentee ballot, and I WILL NOT MISS OUT...

Sep 29th

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Sep 29th

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Sep 29th

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eff yeah nerdfighters!: A Comprehensive List for... →

initiala: (note: in the United States, the legal drinking age is 21. In Canada, it is 19. In most other countries, it is 16. We here in Nerdfighteria encourage law-following and discourage the underage consumption of alcohol!) Drink every time John blinks. Drink every time they complete a…

Sep 29th

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Games I Play in College

1) Collect the Quarters for Laundry 2) Fit ALL the Clothes in the Washer! 3) Use the Last Drop of Detergent 4) How Late Can You Sleep In? 5) Make the Shitty Internet Work 6) FIND THE FREE FOOD 7) FIND THE FREE WATERBOTTLES

Sep 29th

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Sep 28th

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I will now be accepting donations of dairy-free (vegan) chocolate. Shit seems expensive. But I’m drooling while my stomach growls as I try to find something at a good price.

Sep 28th

Why do annoying eaters ALWAYS sit by me? I’m like a magnet, I swear. I wish I could be a magnet for, like, free food?

Sep 28th

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Sep 28th

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WHEN I OFFER YOU FOOD, I AM REALLY OFFERING FRIENDSHIP. Why do people not know this?

Sep 28th

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Older Sister: I talked to my psychiatrist about you today.
Me: Uh-oh.  What did you say?
Older Sister: Well, he asked me about my poop.  And I got all flushed and nervous.  And then I said, "WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK MY SISTER?  SHE LIKES TO TALK ABOUT HER POOP."

Sep 28th

Diet Pepsi mixed with Brisk Raspberry Iced Tea is not as disgusting as it may seem. Also, mixing the Iced Tea with Diet Mtn Dew is pretty good. Or putting random fruity flavored waters in them. I’m like a Drink God. No, wait. A Drink Alchemist… I mix the drinks and they become gold for the taste buds? Yeah? (I know. I’m messing with the definition a lot.)

Sep 28th

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Sep 27th

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Sep 27th

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It's because of comments like this that I can't... →

I don’t care if she thinks she’s successful with her matches… she changes people so they fit a certain “mold” for other “molds” she has already created in her stupid “club.” It’s complete bullshit. She also won’t let the women plan the date or pay for it, even if they’re the ones with the dough or just want to be the ones...

Sep 26th