They’re ending the bid to recall Michigan’s governor. We’re so fuuuuuuuuuucked. Again. I even signed that one! I felt like I was making history by doing so. It was a big moment in my life. But we can’t look away too much yet. We have to concentrate fully on removing my area’s representative. I have found out how to get my absentee ballot, and I WILL NOT MISS OUT...
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initiala: (note: in the United States, the legal drinking age is 21. In Canada, it is 19. In most other countries, it is 16. We here in Nerdfighteria encourage law-following and discourage the underage consumption of alcohol!) Drink every time John blinks. Drink every time they complete a…
Games I Play in College
1) Collect the Quarters for Laundry 2) Fit ALL the Clothes in the Washer! 3) Use the Last Drop of Detergent 4) How Late Can You Sleep In? 5) Make the Shitty Internet Work 6) FIND THE FREE FOOD 7) FIND THE FREE WATERBOTTLES
I will now be accepting donations of dairy-free (vegan) chocolate. Shit seems expensive. But I’m drooling while my stomach growls as I try to find something at a good price.
Why do annoying eaters ALWAYS sit by me? I’m like a magnet, I swear. I wish I could be a magnet for, like, free food?
WHEN I OFFER YOU FOOD, I AM REALLY OFFERING FRIENDSHIP. Why do people not know this?
Older Sister: I talked to my psychiatrist about you today.
Me: Uh-oh. What did you say?
Older Sister: Well, he asked me about my poop. And I got all flushed and nervous. And then I said, "WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK MY SISTER? SHE LIKES TO TALK ABOUT HER POOP."
Diet Pepsi mixed with Brisk Raspberry Iced Tea is not as disgusting as it may seem. Also, mixing the Iced Tea with Diet Mtn Dew is pretty good. Or putting random fruity flavored waters in them. I’m like a Drink God. No, wait. A Drink Alchemist… I mix the drinks and they become gold for the taste buds? Yeah? (I know. I’m messing with the definition a lot.)
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I don’t care if she thinks she’s successful with her matches… she changes people so they fit a certain “mold” for other “molds” she has already created in her stupid “club.” It’s complete bullshit. She also won’t let the women plan the date or pay for it, even if they’re the ones with the dough or just want to be the ones...
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siriusjones: GLITTERY RAINBOWS HAVE BEEN PUKED!
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